Started as a novice running 5km every day for a month for charity, less than a year later I completed my first ultramarathon
Monday, 4 June 2018
Shocker yesterday
Mile five up the woods hayfever kicked in like a motherfucker.
Eyes streaming tripped over a root and faceplanted.
Wasn't feeling it.
Still got through it. Bit of walking. The time on feet was important. As were the hills.
Bring on the King.
Thursday, 17 May 2018
Important advice no runner can afford to ignore
PAST PARTICIPLE of RUN
is
RUN
It's not "ran". You don't say "I have ran the London marathon", it's "I have run the London marathon".
Anyone else live in always uphill bizarroworld?
Wednesday, 16 May 2018
Bracknell Half - Lemsip Special
I've lived in the area for 40 years.
Seems odd that I've never run it before.
Oh hang on up until a couple of years ago I wouldn't even run to the end of the road. Forgot for a second. It makes sense now.
Anyway this was the first year I'd give it a try. I'd heard it was hilly but so what? I plod round these roads all the time, I knew what to expect, and feeling confident following my first ever sub 2 at Thorpe back in February I was confidently predicting a new pb. Didn't quite go according to plan.
Initially I'd planned to run at least 5k every day for the duration of May, but by day 10 I realised I was pretty fatigued and if I wanted to enjoy the half I'd better take a couple of days off. Cue the world's shortest taper.
Day 11 and my throat is feeling a bit scratchy. But I've got tickets to see the incredible Brothers Osbourne in Camden and that's going to be a party and a half. Made the most of that.
Day 12 and I can't even drag myself out of bed. Hangover didn't help but we are talking proper manflu. Start dosing up on Lemsip and preparing myself for the disappointment of not being able to even start the race. Get my kit together but don't really believe I'll run.
Day 13 is race day. Wake up feeling not toooooo bad so I Lemsip up, leave the house at the last minute telling Serena that I'll probably take about 2 and a half hours so she won't have any rush to meet me for lunch.
I get to the start which is in Bracknell's newly redeveloped town centre known as The Lexicon. After my standard fifteen or twenty trips for a wee before the start (it's not just me right? Is it?) I shuffle my way to the back of the pack as I'm really not feeling it and definitely don't want to go off too quickly.
At 9am we set off and of course I immediately need another wee. Well stupid bladder will have to wait until I finish or run past a big enough bush.
We head from Waitrose up through the pedestrianised area in town and out through one of Bracknell's many underpasses. Start to think I was a bit cautious in opting to start so far back as the bottleneck meant we basically started walking. My Garmin told me my predicted finish time was around 2h20m but I'd mentally checked out of any targets and just decided to enjoy the run in sunny but not too hot conditions. Good job too as it's not a fully roads closed event so you have to stick to the pavement and getting past people in the first couple of miles is a chore, especially as there is a slow uphill section in the first couple of miles. I wasn't paying attention to my watch but I was playing ping-pong with the 2h15m pacers so I had a vague idea what I was on for my the time the second mile marker came around.
The course itself is nice if unremarkable, although maybe that's because I'm so familiar with the area. What does stand out though is the level of local support. The route runs close to a lot of residential areas and it's very much a locals event so people were out along almost the entire route offering support, jelly babies, and kids wanting high fives. Top tip - if energy is flagging mid race high five a child.
It's also worth mentioning the marshalls, there were apparently 250 of them making sure we didn't take any wrong turns or get hit by cars as we ran across junctions. Bracknell can feel like a bit of a maze so having them out on course pointing the way was essential. The organisers had also ensured that there were more than enough water stations dishing out paper cups of water and wet sponges. I always carry my own hydration but the sponges in the later sections as the day warmed up were very welcome.
And guess what? By mile 10 I wasn't feeling the effects of the manflu at all and I dared check my Garmin (I knew I'd dropped the 215 funbus ages ago) - couldn't believe it I was close to hitting a 2 hour finish. The final 5k would need to be solid by my standards but with Maiden's Rime of the Ancient Mariner kicking in I figured I was up for it. Didn't figure on there being a couple of extra uphill sections to deal with though, nothing major but enough to put a drag on your pace, ah well it was worth a shot, really enjoyed the run anyway and considering the fatigue and the lurgy it was a good day's running...
...
... except ...
...
As I entered the Lexicon for the final L shaped stretch through the town centre the support from the crowd was brilliant and I found myself sprinting to the finish line. Honestly if you asked me to run 100m on fresh legs I doubt I'd be any quicker. I was flying. It was like I'd robbed Fenwicks and was making my escape while being chased down by the rozzers. I was Mo Farah, Daley Thompson, and Zola Budd rolled into one...
...Chip time 1h 59m 58 sec! I'd only gone and nailed my second ever sub 2!!
Feels good man.
And in case you're wondering I didn't even need to stop for a wee in the end, although was was tempted to nip in and use the facilities as we ran past my gym. Glad I didn't though or I'd never have seen this sweet Strava notification.
Sunday, 6 May 2018
Don't concentrate on the finger
It's a great metaphor for running. You can obsess about pace too much and forget the simple joy of just getting out there and exploring. I realised recently that a lot of runners seemingly concentrate on the finger all the fucking time. Strava makes it even worse. You see these fuckers on there making excuses for their "slow" pace in the run name all the time.
I was the same for a while, broke myself of that habit early though.
Yeah I'll have some finger races, really concentrated to get a sub 2 half at Thorpe this year (nailed it by 17 seconds), and if I manage to get an uninterrupted 16 week plan completed before Brighton next year I'll be setting a marathon goal but for the most part don't forget that you can make running fun and fulfilling without chasing a pb or feeling that you are training for something.
Look at me. I tend to be grinning most of the time when I'm out for a run. Especially on days like today when it's sunny weather and a long weekend. Smiley twat that I am...
Thing about this playlist is it has everything from Disney soundtracks to Norwegian black metal. Shuffle it and you could be singing along to Tina Turner then all of a sudden some narly death metal kicks in and you choose the hilly path. Brilliant. At one point today I found myself sprinting up a really steep hill to the Rocky soundtrack and yes I punched the air and span round at the top.
Took some photos too. Can't do that if you are segment hunting.
Sunshine, woods, music. Would have been a shame if I'd just focussed on the finger.
Saturday, 28 April 2018
Revival of the daily 5k for May
Sunday, 22 April 2018
Running dreams
The thing is, unlike most things from that dream, Devil's Highway is actually a place that runs right up into Swinley Forest. And it's actually about a mile from my house.
Well that's all the encouragement I needed. Off I went.
I know Devil's quite well, not only because I run round that part of Swinley Forest quite a lot in the summer but also because it was where we'd all meet up to *ahem* smoke mindbenders back in the day. So I'm familiar with it's undulations and knew there would be 3 decent sized hills for me to run up. As I ran a nice easy pace up to the start of the the Highway I decided my plan of attack would be get to the first hill, lay a marker down (jabbing a stick into the ground for the non-technical amongst you), sprint as hard as I could to the top of the hill, turn around and do a very easy pace back to my marker. Do this 3 times I each hill and I'd have gone for 9 blasts up some fairly rude inclines. After that just a little plod round Caeser's Camp in Swinley Forest and back home.
Wow. Sweaty workout that. If you saw Sir Mo at the end of the London Marathon today that's basically what I looked like after the third time up the third hill. Well like that but fatter, whiter, and with more hair. I was sweating and had to stop to catch my breath is what I'm saying. Also did some pissing about with the runselfie before uploading it to Strava to keep it in with the theme of the run.
Speaking of London I guess I need to resign myself to the fact that I'm never going to run that marathon.
- I'm not generally lucky enough to win a ballot place (I know this is superstitious bullshit and I have as much chance as everyone else but I never seem to win things like that so I'm claiming it as fact)
- I'm not fast enough to get a Good For Age time and I can't imagine that I ever will be. Right now I'm about 1h45m away from the GFA for my age bracket, and now that they've changed the GFA from guaranteed entry to entry into a different ballot essentially then see point 1.
- Charity places aren't really viable. The organisers charge charities so much for their entries that they then have to pass it on to the runners in the form of minimum fundraising contracts. Yes in theory I could get a charity place but having run a few marathons and an ultra already without asking for sponsorship people I know generally reckon a marathon is a stroll in the park for me (it so fucking isn't btw just look at my PBs and splits) and that perception would make fundraising really hard. I'd have to do it dressed as a fucking anvil or something to make people perceive it as a challenge worth sponsoring and that isn't why I run.
Monday, 16 April 2018
This was 2 years ago today
Marathon 4 in the bag
Saturday, 14 April 2018
It's Brighton Marathon Weekend!
Saturday, 7 October 2017
Parkrun today, marathon tomorrow
Bit surprised how hooked I've got really.
Monday, 21 August 2017
Ran my first ultramarathon yesterday
And what a great event it was. Of the 50km route 20km was underground in converted railway tunnels. The out and back 10km laps meant that we'd cross the other ultra runners at various points, which was a great morale boost in the later laps as we offered words of encouragement and the odd high five.
Mentally it was pretty tough at times in the long tunnel as in the later stages it seemed to go on forever and the piped classical music took on a bit of a horror film edge
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Although being able to break the race into 5k trots between the feed stations really helped, and oh my were they well stocked - bananas, oranges, cakes, at least 3 different drink options, gels, jelly beans, flapjacks...everything you could want to refuel and then some. The marshals were great too, offering personal encouragement as they saw you running/trotting/hobbling towards them sporting your ultra bib.
All in all such a great, friendly, well-organised event - definitely a good pick for my first ultra and one that I'd certainly consider running again in the future.
Anyway here are the stats...
Sunday, 13 August 2017
Strava routes on the Garmin Fenix 3. A whole new world!
So I was lying in bed this morning wondering where to run. Ten miles-ish was needed. Would I kill my legs on the Swinley Forest hills, plod round the bike paths and underpasses, head off along the Berkshire roads? I knew if I headed out without a plan I'd just be focussing on the route and working out the distance as I ran which connects your mind a bit too much to the distance and makes the run feel like hard work, so I needed to take that away from me and have the thinking pre-done.
That was when I looked at my wrist and remembered there is a navigation mode on the Fenix3 (great watch btw, really bigly uuuuugely good watch, Garmin have the best watches). So if I could just find a way to plot a route, copy it to the watch and see if I could follow it I might end up with more variety in my runs and Garmin said...
- Dock it in the USB
- Plug it in to your mac/pc
- If/When prompted enable Mass Storage mode on the Fenix3
- When it appears as a drive open it and then open the Garmin folder
- Check that there is a folder called Newfiles - it's hidden so if you can't see it ask Doctor Google how to view hidden files on your operating system
- Open your running route in Strava
- Click Export GPX and save it to your desktop
- Copy it to your Newfiles folder on the Fenix3
- Safely eject the device
- Garmin will say it's updating
- Route (Course in Garminspeak) is now saved to the device
- Hold the Up key
- Press Down until you get to the Navigation option
- Press Start
- Select Courses
- Select your new course
- Select Do Course
- Choose your profile (e.g. Run)
- Wait for the GPS to find the satellite
- Run like normal but instead of looking at the pace and shit on your wrist you can now look at a funky route plot like this
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| Lillehammer has nothing on the John Nike |
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| I just want a fondue now |
So there we go. Had a nice 10 mile run. Came home. Ate a slice of cake. Hashtag Sunday mofos.
Sunday, 30 July 2017
Rage Gains
So I was expecting to run the Wimbledon Common Half today. Was really looking forward to it, particularly hoping to spot a Womble or two.
Now I knew that 30,000 cyclists were due to ride round London today, all earnest faced and lycra clad (seriously why do so few of them look like they are enjoying themselves?) and I knew there would be road closures so I set off stupidly early to cover the 25 miles from my house to the event parking.
Not early enough it seems. Despite the best efforts of Google Maps I just couldn't find a way through in time to make the start. I was so pissed off. Especially as this was the first half I would have done where I didn't have some sort of nagging issue going in so pb potential was high.
Ended up running round Dinton Pastures in Wokingham instead. Covered 10k in a time that (for me) was pretty rapid. Burned off the rage, so now I can get on with my day which involves lunch with my parents and then cooking up a big old pot of Carne Gobernada.
Fwiw I'm not anti cyclist, I enter the ballot for the Ride London 100 every year, and more people on bicycles the better. I just didn't pay enough attention to mitigate the risk of being caught I the road closures. Still think a lot of the hardcore Sunday gear collectors need to look like they are enjoying themselves a bit more though ;)
Saturday, 29 July 2017
The Gypsy Shit Benchmark
Now the thing about Bracknell is it's always been considered one of the tougher Parkrun courses locally and it got even harder in January this year when they changed to a new layout with extra technical woodland and spongy woodchip underfoot. Now I like the new route much better but it did take me six months to get inside the PB I'd set on the old course.
So I've been thinking for a while, especially since I did a bit of Parkrun tourism and easily destroyed my Bracknell time, what time I would get if I ran the old course now? Thing is it was 3 dull laps that I've just not been able to bring myself to try on my own. Maybe one day we would get an organised run round the old route, just for old time's sake. Well that day was today.
But why?
Well we've had a lot of traveller activity in the area this last week. Honestly I've never seen such a concentrated collection of white vehicles in one place. What is it with the white cars? Anyway at one point during the week they decided to take over Great Hollands Rec where the Parkrun occurs and a cancellation was likely.
Fortunately they moved on / were moved on by the authorities in time for the Parkrun to go ahead. Unfortunately they have used one of the new parts of the course (if you are on Strava the bit known as "Allotment Drop") as a toilet. Didn't fancy checking it out in person but based on the descriptions on the Facebooks it sounded like rivers of human shit down there. Nasty.
Sooo the organisers had no choice but to run us round the old route which avoided Shit Mountain for the most part and gave all of us that were doing Bracknell last year the chance to see how we've improved in the proper context.
I'm pleased to report that I cruised to time 2 minutes faster than I was running the same course at the end of last year. The problem is when we switch back to the normal route next week it will probably take me another 6 months before I dip under the Gypsy Shit Benchmark.
Oh well. Goals.
In other news my amazing new running vests have just winged their way from China. Led Zep and a collage of band logos. These can go in rotation along with my all over print Number of the Beast running vest which gets random people throwing horns as you jog past them. Reckon I'll get a good 5 seconds per mile boost from these new ones. Especially when combined with this playlist!
Metal. \m/ \m/
Saturday, 15 July 2017
Getting Faster
"Don't worry too much" I was told by more experienced marathon runners "forget a target time and just make it all about the long runs in training". This was kind of ok as I got through the mara and although I was slower than I'd hoped I was reminded by a spectator a couple of miles from the end that just the act of finishing a marathon makes you amazing.
Fortunately as I get ready for next month's 50km in Bath I'm now working just a few miles from home so I've no excuses not to stick to the training plan. This means a lot of extra speedwork in the middle of the week, particularly intervals.
Experienced runners will know this already but if you are more of a novice like me you might not realise how much of a boost you get from this type of activity. Essentially I've found it has resulted in a lot of seconds coming off my easy run pace without really feeling like I've altered the amount of effort I'm putting in.
Within a month of doing my midweek intervals (either 1 mile with 60 seconds rest times 5, or 10 minutes with 2 minutes rest times 3) I've knocked 100 seconds off my Parkrun time and I'm pretty sure there was more in me that day.
I've also found that the nature of intervals means you adjust where you set the "shit this is too hard I need to walk a bit" needle as you get used to pushing thorough that last 60 seconds of a ten minute interval.
Try it. Works well.
Saturday, 8 July 2017
OK so I'm reviving this blog, no more 5 k every day, lots more miles and some things to say
So why am I suddenly reviving this blog now?
Good question, it's not like there aren't already a million blogs by running enthusiasts out there and most of them are far more accomplished runners than I. What the hell have I got to say that hasn't been written about in a thousand different ways already? Even the original concept of running 5km every day has been done and done and done. So why bother?
Well mainly as I'm well into my second year as a "runner" I'm pretty much committed, it's not a hobby that's going anywhere soon, not least because I keep signing up to events. I'm also thinking having my own log of my progress in more qualitative and subjective terms than the pure quantitative data in Strava and Garmin Connect might be interesting. And finally (and I suspect this is why there are so many of these blogs) when I'm out on the long runs (24 miles tomorrow btw) I sometimes need something to occupy my mind. Thinking "what would I write about this run" could be just the tonic. I've previously found myself drafting unwritten blog posts while plodding through the long miles.
So before I start getting back into this writing malarky a quick recap
- I started this blog to track a personal challenge as a very green runner to run 5km every day during October 2016 in aid of Cancer research. Read the old posts if you need any more detail than that.
- During that time I decided it would be a laugh to enter the Brighton Marathon so that's what I did.
- Shortly after the Brighton Marathon training started in anger (yep the traditional New Year 16 week programme) I thought to myself "be funny to do my first half, first full, and first ultra marathon in the same year" so I signed up for the Two Tunnels Ultra in Bath. I'm currently training for that one.
- 1 Mile: 7m 43s
- Parkrun (5km): 25m 04s
- Half Mara: 2h 14m
- Mara: 5h 21m
Wednesday, 8 March 2017
So, how is your marathon training going?
Got to admit I've been pretty un-disciplined with mine so far. I had a stint of very long weeks with up to 5 hours commute each day until two weeks ago so I've been failing miserably to get the midweek runs in, although during that time I made sure I was commuting at least part of the way by bicycle. Big up the Brompton massive!
The only thing I was making sure I stuck at was my long runs. Every weekend. Whatever was on the plan would be run.
I'm now 5 weeks out from the Brighton Marathon and feeling good. Not least because I started a new job this week with only a few minutes commute so I'm able to run in the morning before work. Bloody luxury.
Also despite an injury preventing me from even walking 5 days beforehand I managed to get an encouraging 2h15m at the Thorpe Half, my target time for the Brighton Mara is 4h30m so with the extra final push in training and no longer feeling like I'm carrying any injury I'm hopeful that it's achievable.
For no reason here is a random run from this morning. Because I have time to do it now. Yay.
Tuesday, 10 January 2017
Oh cack I've entered an ultra
So in August I'll be heading to Bath and running the Two Tunnels Ultra. Looks cool as, a (hopefully) manageable 50km with 20km of underground running. http://www.relishrunningraces.com/bath-two-tunnels-ultra-marathon.php
No idea how that happened. I used to hate running.
Saturday, 12 November 2016
Streak is over but I'm still running!
So today I ran the latest in the Brutal 10 series, this one at the Spider Hill course in Aldershot. I woke up to torrential rain, and it probably tells you a lot about the type of running I like the most when I say I was pretty happy about that. I knew it was going to be a wet course anyway with a few mud and water crossings so as far as I was concerned the downpour was just another feature of the course. Turns out that not many people were put off by the weather as there were around 450 other people taking part today.
I've run about half a dozen of these events now all on different courses but all equally tough in their own way and one thing I noticed today, it being the first once since I finished the 31 day 5k streak was how strong I felt. There were a couple of people who I recognised as being usually on about the same pace as me who I breezed past. I also finished comfortably inside the top 50% which was a first for me. Guess there was something in this streak then.
These Brutal events are really well organised and great value so if you are in the area and fancy trying a tough fun trail run these events are ace.
Oh and special mention to the bloke who got headbutted by a deer. That doesn't happen at Parkrun!















